BadassBlues
Well-Known Member
I am a foodie. Next to sex, eating is one of the greatest joys in life. I watch all of the top food shows and I love to cook. Bobby Flay and Alton Brown are two of my favorites. Alton Brown is particularly interesting because he delves into the science of cooking. I eat a very diverse range of foods and pretty much eat whatever I want. Overall, I eat a low carb diet consisting of fish, beef, chicken, some pork (bacon is pure heaven) and a wide range of low glycemic index carbohydrates. I go for fresh, quality foods and avoid most all pre packaged processed stuff. I will admit to not eating enough vegetables and fruit because I don't like most of it, I do try however. This is my daily routine.
I will also admit to having a soft spot for a good cheeseburger and fries. Cheesecake, kettle corn and doughnuts are my only real sweet cravings. I limit myself to these treats to occasional indulgences. My only real downfall is red wine, I am a wino An unapologetic one...
In some people's eyes, I am a heathen, a sinner who needs to atone for my wicked ways. You know who they are, they are the nutritional missionaries on a quest to baptize the planet and preach to everyone that they are the one true source of nutritional salvation.
We have the Vegetarians, Vegans, Keto, Paleo, Carnivores, and a plethora of others who each believe that they are superior to everyone else because of what they choose to eat. They will each tell you, without having to be asked mind you, that you are wrong, and you need to come into the light. We all know "that person" who at a party, or gathering will comment on what everyone is eating, judging every sinful bite you take. I usually like to grab a chicken wing slathered in sauce and munch on it in front of them while watching them lose their mind.
This polarization has become so bad, I fear that we are close to a dietary civil war. If that happens, I predict the outcome to be as so:
The vegans will be the first to go as they will be eaten by the carnivores. The vegetarians may last a bit longer due to some protein, but plant based protein is inferior to animal protein, and they will also be eaten by the carnivores. The Keto group will put up a great fight, but ultimately fall to the carnivores as well due to having to pause to count their macros. The Mediterranean crowd would be spared as they just seem to be more like Sweden and don't really get involved in other people's business. This leaves the final showdown between the Carnivores and the Paleos. Beasts versus cavemen. Of this match, I cannot with accuracy predict the winner...
Who do you think wins this one?
Meanwhile, I will be sitting on the sidelines watching the action munching a bag of kettle corn while enjoying a nice bottle of Cabernet
"The man ate bacon at every meal.. you can't do that!"
I will also admit to having a soft spot for a good cheeseburger and fries. Cheesecake, kettle corn and doughnuts are my only real sweet cravings. I limit myself to these treats to occasional indulgences. My only real downfall is red wine, I am a wino An unapologetic one...
In some people's eyes, I am a heathen, a sinner who needs to atone for my wicked ways. You know who they are, they are the nutritional missionaries on a quest to baptize the planet and preach to everyone that they are the one true source of nutritional salvation.
We have the Vegetarians, Vegans, Keto, Paleo, Carnivores, and a plethora of others who each believe that they are superior to everyone else because of what they choose to eat. They will each tell you, without having to be asked mind you, that you are wrong, and you need to come into the light. We all know "that person" who at a party, or gathering will comment on what everyone is eating, judging every sinful bite you take. I usually like to grab a chicken wing slathered in sauce and munch on it in front of them while watching them lose their mind.
This polarization has become so bad, I fear that we are close to a dietary civil war. If that happens, I predict the outcome to be as so:
The vegans will be the first to go as they will be eaten by the carnivores. The vegetarians may last a bit longer due to some protein, but plant based protein is inferior to animal protein, and they will also be eaten by the carnivores. The Keto group will put up a great fight, but ultimately fall to the carnivores as well due to having to pause to count their macros. The Mediterranean crowd would be spared as they just seem to be more like Sweden and don't really get involved in other people's business. This leaves the final showdown between the Carnivores and the Paleos. Beasts versus cavemen. Of this match, I cannot with accuracy predict the winner...
Who do you think wins this one?
Meanwhile, I will be sitting on the sidelines watching the action munching a bag of kettle corn while enjoying a nice bottle of Cabernet
"The man ate bacon at every meal.. you can't do that!"
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